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You know you had so0o0o0o much fun when you can't tell your parents what you did!! hahahaha :D

You know you had so0o0o0o much fun when you can't tell your parents what you did!! hahahaha :D : [object Object]

The Rules For Being Human

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When you were born, you didn't come with an owner's manual; these guidelines make life work better. 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's the only thing you are sure to keep for the rest of your life. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called "Life on Planet Earth". Every person or incident is the Universal Teacher. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of experimentation. "Failures" are as much a part of the process as "success." 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. It is presented to you in various forms until you learn it -- then you can go on to the next lesson. 5. If you don't learn easy lessons, they get harder. External problems are a precise reflection of your internal state. When you clear inner obstructions, your outside world changes. Pain is how the universe gets your attention. 6. You will know you've learned a le

How to Begin the Day

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Be bright! Today is a new day! Knowing how to begin a new day is important to make life more fun. Here are 10 tips that have worked for me over the years: 1. Greet the day. 2. Smile, and say "Good morning" to everyone you see. 3. Feel good about yourself and your qualities. 4. Say optimistic things about the day. By looking at yourself in the mirror and saying at least 10 good things about yourself, it will definitely improve your day. 5. Focus on your objectives for the day, and get them done as soon as possible. 6. Trust in your inner strength to solve any problem that day. 7. Remember this: "If life doesn't smile at you, tickle life 'till it laughs!" 8. Sing (or hum) any song with a positive message. 9. Eat breakfast. This is a healthy way to start the day and will help you throughout the day. 10. Exercise. It releases chemicals in the brain that make you feel better. Tips: a) Remember no day is the same.b) When your p

Be Rich in any Climate

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The secret to being rich lies in remembering thatfriendships are priceless, time is invaluable, health is wealth, and love is a treasure. Create a nest egg of beautiful memoriesthat you can dip into from time to time to ease any sorrows. Have the kind of remembrancesthat raise you up with their worth and keep you there with their wonder. Always have a supply of hopes on handto help you plan your tomorrows. Remember that when you invest in your dreams,it is impossible to overpay. Give away smiles, and watch them come back to youa hundred times over. Stuff your pockets with kindness and optimism;there is nothing more precious in the world. I'm sharing this advice with you todaybecause you are a treasured piece in the puzzle of my life.

How do I start a conversation, and how do I know if he’s interested?

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Sometimes you have to make the first move... As for these specific questions, first and foremost, the best way to get someone interested in you, is to be interested in * them *. What that means, is ask questions and listen to what they say.    This doesn’t mean that you should start grilling them; but if you see them walking the dog you can walk up and say “wow, that’s a beautiful dog; what’s her name?” or if you see them checking the mail, ask “your lottery check show up yet?” or something like that; anything to get the conversation started. The other thing is to understand how guys think. You’ll always have success appealing to his ego; complement his car, his shoes, ask if he’s been working out, anything. The number one thing you have going for you, is once you show him you’re interested any guy worth while should take the hint and start pursuing * you* instead. And the best way to find out if he’s interested is, does he act interested? Does he ask yo

20 Hilarious School Exam Answers

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight. Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs Q. What happens to your body as you age A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q. What hap

♥60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR♥

1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her everywhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. Tell he

L. * I * F * E

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.  ***********************************************************